Inside Jokes
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Through the Eyes of a Goddess
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There is always a story behind ever joke...Well here are some of mine and my friends jokes...
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Where you headin? Me and Erica were heading home from middletown one night after we got lost like 20 times and finally found the highway these 2 guys rolled down there window and were like where you headin? Palibu You all know how to play padidle (sex) well one night when me and Nicole were driving around I ment to say padidle and while I was trying to say that Nicole asked me what kind of car one of our friends had because we were looking for it... Well i kind of mixed the two words and got Palibu. Dude she totally just banged death! Ok so if you have ever seen Meet Joe Black you so know what I am talking about here... If not watch it and you will understand... Dirty Mexicans On our way home from tri-county there was this really pretty red mustang in front of us. Well the guys in it kept turning around and looking back at me and Erica. They eventually got next to us and they were dirty Then probably not even five minutes later a truck drove by us and they had these 2 older dirty mexicans blowing us kisses... EWWWWWY! CheeseburGURRR Oh man where do i begin on this one.Well lets see here. Me, Erica, and Amy were going to Krogers at like 1:00 in the morning. It was freezing cold outside and when we were all in Amy's car we were shivering because we were so cold. Well I meant to say brrr...but instead "brgurr" came We were all laughing so hard and then Amy was like I want a cheeseburGURR. Lol wow was it some great times. Wapakanetta One night me and Erica were at my house down stairs, and I was REALLY hyper. Well, We were thinking of places we wanted to visit and we came across some funny town names I was talking to my friend Michael, and I told him that me and Erica are leaving to goto Wapakanetta, and that we would see him in an hour. Well that punk didn't show up, and we drove there for nothing!! But hey, we can say that we've been to Wapakanetta!! (I'm jus kidding, we really didn't go, But I REALLY wanted to!! :-() ANd now Michael thinks I'm crazy...although he has always thought this lol! |
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Heat seaters I have seat heaters in my car and dude when you try and say that really fast it kind of just comes out as heat seaters... They also, make your butt nice toasty! Ballz Eryka: Ballz... (2minutes later) Nik: R round... Zach: I shall hope so other wise you might have a problem and you should get that checked out! Jerm: Mine are kidney shaped! (just shake ur head) Cole your boyfriend misses you: Okay so Cole's boyfriend is my hallway wall. One night we were getting ready to go to bed and Cole went out to the living room to grap a movie for us to fall asleep to. Well all the lights were off and we thought my momma was in her room. And my momma thought we were in my room asleep already. Well the both were wrong and when my momma came around the corner they both scared the crap out of each other and Cole slamed up against the wall and it looked like she was trying to get on it... Lol Food Characters: Good times at Frich's! Never never let me, cole, n sarah go there by our selves. We turn our food into people. This one I kinda can't explain to well I will show you...
It is 9:05: Mom thought she was going crazy! So one of her friends lost one
of thouse thing that keep track how far yo walk. Well he had his alarm set on it to go aff at 9:05. So when ever she would
be in the car at 10 his alarm would go off saying 9:05 it is 9:05. She had no idea what the hell it was coming from. She thought
her car was going crazy on her.
Where's Eryka? Me, Cole, n Eryka were friving to Best Buy to see pretty boy
and Cole looked back and didn't see Eryka in her backseat and screamed "OH NO ERYKA FLEW OUT MY WINDOW!"
Hide & Seek: Me, COle, n Eryka went to Best Buy so
Cole could spend some gift cards and we could see pretty boy. When we pulled up we saw Alex (he works there but it was his
day off). Me and Cole were being dorks and decided to run and hide! While Eryka went over to him. Poor Alex! :-(
I'm Married: Cole was talking to Alex and decided when she's out of school
she was going to Texas to become an Air Force wife, so she's already married and the groom wasn't even at the wedding!
Watermelon Juice: So Cole wasn't drinking one of those Sminoff Twist ~Watermelon...
What are you talking about it was Watermelon Juice!
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